After snacking on just ONE Lenny & Larry's Complete Cookie, I felt stronger, more powerful, and more generally beefy than ever before! My newfound strengthfulness had me feeling like I could bench press a rare African White Rhino, but I decided against it figuring that might be violating some sort of Endangered Species Protection Act or whatnot -- getting tossed into a murky Kenyan prison is NO FUN, lemme tell ya...
Hmm, I'm thinkin' perhaps L&L products might also help to increase Common Sense, too -- in that case, I'm gonna need A LOT more cookies!!
